[05:56][Lettuce Prey] lol jenna
[05:56][Lettuce Prey] might as well be
[05:56][jenna] when asses get stimulated, the poo travels back up the other direction
[05:56][jenna] so its safe
[05:56][EggShen] kik’
[05:56][Lettuce Prey] enemas gods gift 4 anal
[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] does it jenna ?
[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] wtf
[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] safe ? how
[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] that dosnt sound safe
[05:56][jenna] nice perk eh
[05:56][EggShen] idk ive seen some accidents on efukt
[05:56][Lettuce Prey] lol @ poo traveling
[05:57][jenna] lol
[05:57][EggShen] anal sex sewage leaks
[05:57][Lettuce Prey] i just imagined a turd in a business suit
[05:57][jenna] it withdraws
[05:57][Lettuce Prey] holding a briefcase
[05:57][KEYBOARD_FACE] i heard coffee enema is real good for you
[05:57][jenna] lmfaoo
[05:57][Lettuce Prey] getting ready to board a plane
[05:57][jenna] BON VOYAGE!
[05:57][EggShen] some people do booze enemas
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
FUCKING AMAZING
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
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The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.
obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine
i want him to be my president
this makes me sad that i live in canada
this makes me even more angry that we have a tool like David Cameron.
(Source: ziprage)
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
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