The Crack inside your fucking heart is me.
Paradise
oh god slsk

[05:56][Lettuce Prey] lol jenna

[05:56][Lettuce Prey] might as well be

[05:56][jenna] when asses get stimulated, the poo travels back up the other direction

[05:56][jenna] so its safe

[05:56][EggShen] kik’

[05:56][Lettuce Prey] enemas  gods gift 4 anal

[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] does it jenna ?

[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] wtf

[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] safe ? how

[05:56][KEYBOARD_FACE] that dosnt sound safe

[05:56][jenna] nice perk eh

[05:56][EggShen] idk ive seen some accidents on efukt

[05:56][Lettuce Prey] lol @ poo traveling

[05:57][jenna] lol

[05:57][EggShen] anal sex sewage leaks

[05:57][Lettuce Prey] i just imagined a turd in a business suit

[05:57][jenna] it withdraws

[05:57][Lettuce Prey] holding a briefcase

[05:57][KEYBOARD_FACE] i heard coffee enema is real good for you

[05:57][jenna] lmfaoo

[05:57][Lettuce Prey] getting ready to board a plane

[05:57][jenna] BON VOYAGE!

[05:57][EggShen] some people do booze enemas


  • thegoddamazon:

    death-or-exile:

    WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

    FUCKING AMAZING

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  • freshdeadlyrarities:

    itsallyourdecision:

    wot.

    I don’t know how many times I’ve reblogged this but I can’t not do it

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  • when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

    image

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    the-vegas-video:

fetusgaskarth:

slappityslapslap:

jamilahannahtiu:

5fingers5rings:

The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.

obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine

i want him to be my president

this makes me sad that i live in canada

this makes me even more angry that we have a tool like David Cameron.

    the-vegas-video:

    fetusgaskarth:

    slappityslapslap:

    jamilahannahtiu:

    5fingers5rings:

    The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.

    obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine

    i want him to be my president

    this makes me sad that i live in canada

    this makes me even more angry that we have a tool like David Cameron.

    (Source: ziprage)


    buttspectre:

    why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

    when u can be

    this

    image

    (Source: buttcaek)



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  • lmao.

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  • iplayydirtyy:

xo

    iplayydirtyy:

    xo


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